Team

VARSITY

Will Adams
Thomas Corridon
Ben Douglas
Marius Ekeberg
Jack Foster
Brewster Galley
Matthew Genser
Campbell Gerrard
Jacob Greenberger
Bruno Guiduli (tri-captain)
Jackson Hochhauser (tri-captain)
Dylan Hoke
Matthew Jordan
Alex Laskin
Spencer Levine
Tim Liakh
Aidan Mermagen
Murilo Moreno (trip-captain)
Avery Mueller
Jaden Mueller
Matt Shackelford
Nick Sikorski
Hunter Smith
Ryan Thomas
Caleb Tobias
Sam Vannart
Reese Watkins

HEAD COACH: Dan Woog
ASSISTANT COACHES: Kurt Dasbach, Russell Oost-Lievense, Jim St. Andre

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MEET THE WRECKERS!

WILL ADAMS
Year: Senior
Position: F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: No, I’m not an early riser
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Tallulah’s Taqueria, carnitas tacos
Best Staples teammate, and why: Bruno — always lets me use his massage gun
Most memorable quote from Russell: “You will never meg me”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Breathe underwater
Favorite class at Staples:
Critical Analysis of Film
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Eric André
My go-to app:
Soundcloud
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Newport Folkfest on my boat
Most random fact about me:
I got the daily record on the Lake Placid bobsled course once

BEN DOUGLAS
Year: Junior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes, had the rest of the day to enjoy yourself and it wasn’t too hot
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: McDonald’s; Happy Meal
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jacob Greenberger, best goalkeeper in the FCIAC to bail me out
Most memorable quote from Russell: “You suck at texting”
Superpower I’d most like to have: To fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Culinary Arts 1
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Scuba Steve
My go-to app:
Uber Eats
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
2013 FA Cup final: Manchester City 0-1 Wigan Athletic
Most random fact about me:
I can make scrambled eggs

MARIUS EKEBERG
Year: Senior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Angelina’s; penne alla vodka
Best Staples teammate, and why: Will Adams, because he is kind enough to drive me to training
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Morning boys. Today sets the tone.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Fly
Favorite class at Staples:
3D Design and Engineering
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Cristiano Ronaldo
My go-to app:
Instagram
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Manchester United vs. Liverpool
Most random fact about me:
I have 3 passports

JACK FOSTER
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Mama Chow, KFC Bao
Best Staples teammate, and why: MJ, he’s willing to trip when he’s through on goal to share the spotlight a little
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Do I have anything to say? Hmmmm….no. Go warm up.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Norwegian 50-50
Favorite class at Staples:
Irish Lit
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Macklemore
My go-to app:
Reddit
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Real Madrid vs. Leganés
Most random fact about me:
I only wear Nike Mercurial cleats, no exceptions

BREWSTER GALLEY
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Palm Beach Breakers, the greatest chicken of all time
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jacob Greenberger, for being the best goalkeeper in the FCIAC
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Lazy”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Super speed
Favorite class at Staples:
Sophomore English with Mr. Young
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
King Cudi
My go-to apps:
SoundCloud and Notes
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Watching Derek Jeter play at Yankee Stadium
Most random fact about me:
I make music. “Dear June” album coming soon

MATTHEW GENSER
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Mecha, ramen
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Cregan
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Good job”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Teleportation
Favorite class at Staples:
Math
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Quentin Tarantino
My go-to app:
YouTube
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
FC Barcelona game
Most random fact about me:
I play for Staples soccer

CAMPBELL GERRARD
Year: Junior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Hell to the no
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Quattro Pazzi; gnocchi Bolognese
Best Staples teammate, and why: Either Reese or MJ, cuz they give me rides all the time and I owe them
Most memorable quote from Russell: I asked him “are you a ginger?” and he said, “What the **** did you say to me?”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Photography cuz it is easy as hell
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Adam Sandler for sure
My go-to app:
Snapchat
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Hunter pecking a girl or Dylan chirping them ladies
Most random fact about me:
I have a birthmark on my stomach

JACOB GREENBERGER
Year: Senior
Position: GK
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Besides waking up at 5 in the morning, yes!
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Colony Grill, bacon & pepperoni pizza
Best Staples teammate, and why: Ryan Thomas, because of his beautiful hair
Most memorable quote from Russell: “It was a rough one at work today”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Teleportation
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio with Mr. Heiter
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Kanye West
My go-to app:
Instagram
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
2018 Stanley Cup finals
Most random fact about me:
I can solve a Rubik’s Cube in under a minute and a half

BRUNO GUIDULI (tri-captain)
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Any day
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: My nonna’s house — gnocchi with red sauce
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Cregan, because he plays a lead role in the life and spirit of this program, and always knows how to create a great atmosphere
Most memorable quote from Russell: *Grunts*
Superpower I’d most like to have: The ability to fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Free period
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Kevin Hart
My go-to app:
Premier League
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Mason Schaefer’s game-winning goal. If you know, you know.
Most random fact about me:
Play me Wordhunt 203-570-6954 and you’ll see my random talent

JACKSON HOCHHAUSER (tri-captain)
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: S&S Dugout; steak egg and cheese with potatoes
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jacob Greenberger: only on ewho knows how to keep me in check when necessary
Most memorable quote from Russell: “This is why you’re fat and slow.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Immortality
Favorite class at Staples:
Photography
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Kevin Durant
My go-to app:
Snapchat
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
McGregor vs. Poirier 3
Most random fact about me:
I can count cards

DYLAN HOKE
Year: Sophomore
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: 100% yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Mermaid Inn (Upper West Side, NYC); lobster roll
Best Staples teammate, and why: All of them are equally supportive and hard-working. I say this because being my first year at Staples, not knowing what to expect, every single teammate welcomed me with open arms and their respect, and all of them show strong work ethics when it comes time to train.
Most memorable quote from Russell: “We still have a long way to go.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Super speed
Favorite class at Staples:
US History
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Michael Jordan
My go-to app:
Snapchat
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
My first Premier League soccer game
Most random fact about me:
My favorite color is blue

MATTHEW JORDAN
Year: Senior
Position: MF/F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes, absolutely
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Sakura; chicken and shrimp hibachi
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Cregan, because he always keeps it positive and fun
Most memorable quote from Russell: Pronouncing Marius (“Mari-us”) as “Mari-oose”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Teleportation or fast reflexes
Favorite class at Staples:
Stat with Mr. Abraham
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Billy Joel
My go-to app:
Reddit or the New York Times crossword
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
An Islanders vs. Penguins game
Most random fact about me:
I can operate a Bobcat 763 Skid Steer

ALEX LASKIN
Year: Junior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Hudson Malone; steak
Best Staples teammate, and why: Aidan Mermagen, gives great pregame science lessons
Most memorable quote from Russell: “I hope you can feel my piercing look into your soul, Foster”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Understanding the mind of Hunter Smith
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio with Heiter
Famous person I’d most like to meet: 
Willa
My go-to app:
Reminders
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
2016 Orange Bowl in Miami
Most random fact about me:
I make a mean strawberry banana smoothie

SPENCER LEVINE
Year: Senior
Position: D
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Gaetano’s; “Bada Bing”
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Hochhauser, because he does a great job of leading by example
Most memorable quote from Russell: “I like you guys. I don’t love you yet.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Ability to teleport
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Drake
My go-to app:
TikTok
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Conor McGregor-Dustin Poirier fight
Most random fact about me:
Last year I won my fantasy football league (beat Caleb)

TIM LIAKH
Year: Senior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: A few yes, but I like my sleep
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Shu; broccoli beef
Best Staples teammate, and why: MJ – always positive
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Not bad.” (Closest you’ll ever get to hearing “good”)
Superpower I’d most like to have: Be extremely lucky
Favorite class at Staples:
Programming or Culinary
Famous peopel I’d most like to meet:
Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson
My go-to app:
YouTube
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Manchester City vs. Barcelona in California
Most random fact about me:
Bubble tea is my favorite drink, and I can cook it myself

AIDAN MERMAGEN
Year: Senior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yep! They were way better than normal tryouts actually
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: The Cottage; everything is amazing
Best Staples teammate, and why: Shackelbaddie, his name for one
Most memorable quote from Russell: “So Foster, drive into that space. Quickly! … When did I tell you to move?”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Time travel
Favorite class at Staples:
Applied Algorithmic Design with DMO
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Stevie G
My go-to app:
Fotmob
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Atlético Madrid 7, Real Madrid 3
Most random fact about me:
I grew 9 inches from December of my sophomore year to August of my junior year

MURILO MORENO (tri-captain)
Year: Senior
Position: F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Colony, bacon pizza
Best Staples teammate, and why: Spencer Levine, because he’s just too cute
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Nothing too crazy,” proceeds to give us a 40-minute speech
Superpower I’d most like to have: Teleportation
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio with Heiter
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
The GOAT Ronaldinho
My go-to app:
Instagram
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Barcelona vs. Milan in a Champions League playoff game in Italy
Most random fact about me:
Nick, you are sleeping on Taco Bell. It’s my favorite fast food place.

AVERY MUELLER
Year: Sophomore
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Chipotle; steak bowl
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Cregan, amazing leader, almost like a coach
Most memorable quote from Russell: After winning the first game of the season 5-0: “You guys played like crap” 
Superpower I’d most like to have: Able to fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio Production
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Javale McGee
My go-to app:
Instagram
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Warriors vs. Nets game
Most random fact about me:
I can do flips on ground

JADEN MUELLER
Year: Senior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Yamafuji Sushi, Sex in the City roll
Best Staples teammate, and why: Avery, it’s awesome playing with my brother
Most memorable quote from Russell: “…”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Being able to fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Culinary 
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Steph Curry
My go-to app:
Clash Royale
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Knicks vs. Hawks Game 2, 1st round of playoffs 2021
Most random facts about me:
I am a massive daredevil, and I have collected foreign coins

MATT SHACKELFORD
Year: Junior
Position: F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: In-N-Out Burger; cheeseburger
Best Staples teammate, and why: Jackson Cregan, because he takes the best penalties
Most memorable quote from Russell: “It’s simple …”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Mind reading
Favorite class at Staples:
Anatomy & Physiology
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
RT’s barber
My go-to app:
Saturn
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
2015 World Cup semifinal
Most random fact about me:
I have a twin sister, who also plays soccer for Staples

NICK SIKORSKI
Year: Sophomore
Position: GK
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Colony Grill; bacon pizza
Best Staples teammate, and why: Bruno, great leader
Most memorable quote from Russell: “We won 5-0 and played like crap, that says something.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Teleportation
Favorite class at Staples:
Culinary
Famous person I’d most like to meet:
Lewandowski
My go-to app:
Instagram
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Neymar’s last game for Barcelona
Most random fact about me:
Never have tried Chipotle or Taco Bell

HUNTER SMITH
Year: Junior
Position: D

RYAN THOMAS
Year: Senior
Position: F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Rioo Bravo; nachos
Best Staples teammate, and why: RJ Watkins, because it’s perm season
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Things don’t happen overnight.”
Superpower I’d most like to have: Hunter Smith’s tri’s
Favorite class at Staples:
Lunch
Famous person I’d most like to meet: 
BlacktipH Fishing
My go-to app:
Fishbrain
Best event ever seen live and in-person: 
311 concert
Most random fact about me:
I will be ranked in FIFA 22

CALEB TOBIAS
Year: Senior
Position: MF
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes, it’s gorgeous in the morning
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Pancheros; carnitas burrito
Best Staples teammate, and why: Avery, he always means business
Most memorable quote from Russell: “Huh?”
Superpower I’d most like to have: 99 pace
Favorite class at Staples:
Radio
Famous person I’d most like to meet: 
Brad Pitt
My go-to app:
Ball Blast
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Pats-Ravens playoff game
Most random fact about me:
I have a talent for freestyling

SAM VANNART
Year: Senior
Position: MF

REESE WATKINS
Year: Senior
Position: F
6 a.m. tryouts: Yes or no?: Yes
Favorite restaurant, and meal there: Gaetano’s; Bada Bing sandwich
Best Staples teammate, and why: Ryan Thomas, the last airbender
Most memorable quote from Russell: “You suck at texting”
Superpower I’d most like to have: To fly
Favorite class at Staples:
Irish Lit
Famous person I’d most like to meet: 
Dunsby
My go-to app:
YouTube
Best event ever seen live and in-person:
Dan Woog’s freestyle after New Canaan
Most random fact about me:
I am part of a Top 100 FIFA Pro Clubs team led by Ben Tanen himself

(Photo/Barry Guiduli)

 

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RESERVES

Santi Alfigeme
Ethan Ambrose
Kyle Ambrose (tri-captain)
Jaeon Anglin
Lucas Carpi (tri-captain)
James Corridon
Ethan Cukier
Josh Deitch
Matthew Delman
Steve Divino
Lucas Escalarte
Nate Fridland
Aldo Lopez
Eli Rosenkranz
Jeremy Rosenkranz
Ryan Schuster
Kyle Stretton
Adam Syah
Chase Watkins (tri-captain)
Sam Willis

HEAD COACH: Chris Flaherty
ASSISTANT COACH: Joe Greenwald
MANAGER: Jackson Cregan

(Photo/Brian Watkins)

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FRESHMAN

Andre Albanese
Zachary Beebe
Zac Belzer
Luca Caniato
Jonny Costello
Sebastian Cruz
Benjamin Cukier
Elliot Galin
Zach Gorin
Gavin Gravelle
Grant Hill
Wilfred Hurley
Alex Kuster
Cormac Mulvey
Emmett Nivaud
Andrew Oppenheimer
Oliver Oren
Sebastian Rodriguez
Perrin Root
Sam Rossoni
Jacob Rybchin
Jack Schwartz
Colin Stretton
Ryan Sunjka
Jackson Tracey
Aaron Varsov

MANAGER: Mattias Bassler

HEAD COACH: Elisee Joseph